“Bandit Sign Master Marketer’s “Brain” Transplant…
“Who Else Wants To Earn Over $63,901.00
Discover How You Can Get The Same Exact Tips and Tactics Platinum Students Paid Over $300/per hour To Learn…all for a tiny fraction of a fraction of what they paid!
Dear Real Estate Investor,
Let me ask you a question…
If you answered yes to any of these questions then I have something you gotta hear…
I’m better than you.
Yeah, that’s right! I’m not lying either! King Kong ain’t got shit on me!(yeah, I stole that from “Training Day”) I know all the talk the “all men were created equal”, but that’s crap. I got something that completely separates me from you and frankly…every other swinging dude around here. That’s big ol solid 100kg brass balls!!
I didn’t know at first that’s what they were. I knew I was just a little different from the regular real estate investor. I was to get deal after deal with a slew of equity because my marketing was supreme.
You probably run your real estate business and maybe get 1 or 2 real leads a week that turn out to be nothing but time wasters. Plus you have to get your signs up! After a while in this business I realized that every other investor was copying my techniques and in order to stay competitive I needed a hook…something that would keep more eyes focused on my business and calling my number to get me to buy their house. I know that every other wanna-be investor places their bandit signs in the ground or up on a pole, but I found a better way to place your bandit signs that get noticed everyday and that you competition won’t even try.
My Silly Idea at 1 O’clock In The Morning…
I stumbled across this idea purely by accident back in July 2005. I was hanging out in downtown Austin, Texas on 6th street with some buds exchanging shots of Goldschlager and talking to all the college honeys (UT Austin has some fine young stuff). As we stumbling to another bar I saw the most horrific site I’ve seen in my life. He looked like a cross between Stone Cold Steve Austin and Jennifer Aniston. Here’s a shot of him below!
But what caught my attention (besides his thong panties and 36DDs) was the bandit sign around his neck. It read something kinda nutty, but attached underneath it was a sign from a real estate investor advertising his business. It said “We Buy Houses” (which is dumb) Crazy! Nutty! Insane!!! I love it! That type of memorable marketing is what I was looking for. I immediately told my buds about my idea at the IHOP a little later. They all thought I had drank too much (and I had) but I knew I was onto something. Later that night as I prayed to the porcelain god, I thought of that funky bum and his sign and how I could implement it into my business.
Yep, that’s right! I employee bums to hold my bandit signs for me. These funky smelly guys are my secret weapons at getting my bandit signs in front of the most prospects in locations that other investors can’t get to.
Now you may be thinking, “What’s the big deal with getting a bum to hold your bandit sign for you? Well let me share with you 7 reasons it’s easy to buy and sell houses using nothing else but bums…
7 Reasons Why Using Bums Might Be The Best
Those are my own personal reasons but check this out…
Since I’ve started using bums to market my properties I’ve been able to fill those little holes in my marketing with targeted leads and 5-Figure “real” equity.
Proof That I Really Do “Walk The Talk”
Here’s a 4 figure check that one of my prize students got cut to her while having the house on the market less than 30 days using my system…
Now it’ not unusual for her to cash a 4-5 figure check every month.
The really cool thing is that all this was done during this so called, “economic crisis”! Do you get you advice for the “old gurus” (sorry Ron) that are so out of touch with the market and have to rely on the stories from their seminar groupies? Those guys haven’t closed a deal in years and are just on the circuit peddling their slop.
Imagine what you’ll be doing with the next wave of foreclosures getting ready to hit the market.
It took me 6 months of 12 hour days to put all this together for you. I even had to get written permission from my Platinum students who pay me $300 an hour to consult with them to use the information I’m about to share with you. I’ve laid out for you a “hit the ground running” quick start system for you that will put your bandit sign marketing campaigns head and shoulders above the competition. Not a single detail is left out. I’ve even included my custom buying AND selling telephone scripts I use to brand my business when I use my bums and my surefire tactics to have the Sign Nazis chasing their tails. I have for you all the little details about setting up your Bum Army and having them even you barrels of money day after day. This is the most applicable 50+ pages of hardcore content about this
With my Bum Army always standing vigilant, I have the time to do pretty much what I want to…
Time to have fun…
I hit the gym twice a day, play golf, and work on my totally selfish hobby of rebuilding my Toyota Supra Twin Turbo. I buy all the parts I want without having to hear lip from anyone. My girl used to moan about all the money I plow into my toys but she chilled out once she realized I pay more in taxes than she earns in a year. I never put on a suit except to crash a wedding or church.
Actually, most of my neighbors wonder how I can drive around in a new Corvette and take so many trips. (In fact, some of the most ones that come to mind are Sea World, Colonial Williamsburg, Puerto Rico, and Brazil. My bums keep bringing me leads no matter where I’m at.
I’ve become a bit of an amateur “Bizarre Foods” connoisseur! Due to my excessive disposable income and travels, I get to sample unique (to say the least) foods and trendy restaurants like Coco Chocolate Lounge in San Antonio, TX, Schlesinger's Chop House in Newport News, VA, and A Chef’s Kitchen in Williamsburg, VA. The average price for dinner for two at any one of these spots is $300 plus. This used to be something I’d do only on a special occasion, but now I go just for the hell of it and even do carry out from them on game night.
Me at "A Chef’s Kitchen" watching a 5 star
Remember “The Alamo”
Spring time in Alaska
Cabo San Lucas
One with nature and an American bald eagle
I know for some people my lifestyle sounds a little far out and may not be for them…Fine…but if you’re passionate about something and want to get the most out of life you have to be willing to take what some believe to be outlandish steps. For me it was incorporating bums with my bandit sign marketing and thus increasing my earning potential 10-fold.
“What’s All This Going To Cost Me?”
As you recall, I usually charge my Platinum students $300.00 per hour for a minimum of two hours of individual consultation on the exact same material I’m offering you right now. That’s a very real and honest $600.00 that this material cost them. And that’s not counting the airfare, hotel, food, and time they pay to be away from their office. That’s right…my Platinum students fly to my location where I open up my treasure chest of goodies.
One colleague tried to convince me that I should charge the exact same tuition I charge for my Platinum students because I am essentially delivering nearly the same “how to value” here. I seriously considered it….however, I am not greedy and don’t want to put this one of a kind information out of reach for most people.
So I’m not going to charge you the full $600.00 others have paid, but I’m not going to give it away either. This is unique, one-of-a-kind material that can help you ascend through the ranks of wanna-be real estate investors to the truly remarkable ones who gain freedom and control over their life.
With that I’m going to dramatically drop the price to $89.98. To put this into perspective, you spend more than that in a month at work buying crap out of the vending machines. Frankly, I think that what I’m offering here is a bargain for the right type of person. This is very serious and detailed information for beginners and veterans alike who want a step-by-step roadmap and shortcut from someone who’s done it. My advice, if you’re considering going for this…get it now while the it’s at the lowest price it ever will be.
Now I know you’re wondering what’s the guarantee…
“2-Part Brass Balls Guarantee”
You have nothing to worry about. The monkey is on my back…not yours. Because I know the information is worth at least 10x—100x your investment I’m really not pressed. If you want to create your own Bum Army and open up a completely un-mined marketing technique—you absolutely must have this material.
In fact, here’s a perfect example!
Jeremy Lyons took a little “nibble” I gave him during a 3-minute conversation and helped him increase his leads from 10 dead end “time vampires” a month to over 100 solid salivating sellers in the same time period. Here’s what he said:
If this sounds like you—you owe it to yourself to take action right now!
Please don’t him and haw around and let this opportunity slip through your fingers.
I assure you my system is not taught anywhere else. Nor is my success some fluke that can’t be copied.
Bottom line: I live the “fabled” real estate investor lifestyle. You can do the same…or…better yet…take a chance…(which is really no chance due to my guarantee) and join me!
The next move is up to you.
P.S.: I always like to share with my students a personal story. I remember when the subprime crisis hit and every other investor was jumping ship because they didn’t know how to handle this market. That left a lot of properties on the market and frankly…a lot of promises to sellers unfilled.
I’ll tell you the truth…I was a little worried at first and considered taking my money and sidelining it like everyone else and wait for the market to come back or I could use my mind and skills to overcome. I decided to do the later and today I stand in an even more financial free position. I’ve been able to maintain my lifestyle and even buy more “doodads” because I do what others are unwilling or unable to.
Why? Why did I deal with the uncertainty and doubt…
Simple, what would I have learned by sitting and let the market whip me? Nothing…except for how to quit when the going gets tough. If I bailed on myself I would have never learned how to make money in this type
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